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COLUMN: 19 things boys need growing up

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As I look back on the life I’ve lived, I seem to focus a lot on my childhood. I think most anyone does. As...

COLUMN: No shirt, no shoes, no filter!

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I pulled a couple of boxes of photos down from my closet the other day. These photographs were mostly black and white relics made...

COLUMN: Honk if you lost a car

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I own a red Chevrolet pick-up truck. When I bought it a few years ago, I decided that it would be a good idea...

COLUMN: Grandma groupies

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I heard a rumbling noise coming from the second floor of my house. Since we almost never go up there, I thought that one...

COLUMN: Drones fell on Alabama

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These drone sightings over New Jersey remind me of a time years ago when mysterious lights were spotted over Birmingham, Alabama. I know because...

COLUMN: I’m getting ornamental

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By now, I’m sure most of you have your Christmas tree and home decorations up. Not me - I’m a world class procrastinator. Think...

COLUMN: Good dogs

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“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” Mark Twain I read where author...

COLUMN: Fry me to the moon

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I was born in the South. And I live in the South. That means I eat fried food – me and about everybody else...

COLUMN: Let’s get rolling

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I was talking to a friend’s daughter at a high school football game. When I asked her if they had any special Homecoming activities...

COLUMN: Cowboys and channel changers

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I’m sitting in my favorite chair, TV remote in hand, shaking my head in disbelief. There’s nothing good to watch on television. Unless, of course,...

COLUMN: Arguments

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One of the most memorable lines I ever heard in high school was delivered to my friend Randy when he got into a heated...

COLUMN: Nudity, noise and dangerous toys

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I have been yelling like a…well, a grumpy grandfather. It’s embarrassing really – yelling for quiet. But it’s necessary when you have a houseful...

COLUMN: The old man’s watch

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Since It was my fourth trip to the watch repair shop, I didn’t have high hopes. I’m sure the little Russian man who owned...

COLUMN: Weather – or not

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“Hey Google! What’s the weather forecast for today?” Those are my waking words each and every morning. And during the course of the day,...

COLUMN: Fishin’ and cheatin’ – caught lead handed!

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I just read an article about a man who was disqualified from a fishing tournament for cheating. Y’all, I think Jesus is coming soon....

COLUMN: Dear Coach Saban

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Dear Coach Saban, Since I wrote a letter to Kalen DeBoer a few weeks ago and gave him some pointers about the South, I thought...

COLUMN: The Great Escape

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As I tend to the scratches and scrapes on my bare legs, I’m wondering if I should get a tetanus shot. I don’t think...

COLUMN: MiMi and the scooter of death

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I should’ve known. I mean, I know a bad omen when I see one. Why didn’t I pay attention? On a recent trip to...

COLUMN: Cornbread 101

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For whatever reason, I decided today was going to be the day. Without hesitation, I walked into the bedroom with purpose and called to...

COLUMN: Snakes hiss me off

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It’s springtime, and I knew it was bound to happen with all this warm weather we’ve been having. Today, I almost stepped on a...

COLUMN: Dear Coach DeBoer

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Dear Coach DeBoer, Even though you’ve been down here for a few weeks, I would like to welcome you and your family to Alabama. I...

COLUMN: Valentine’s Day – bottoms up!

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It was Valentine’s Day 1973 and I had a big problem. What do I get my girlfriend? This was our first V-Day together, so...

COLUMN: Tickets

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I know some of you are going to think I’m out of my mind, and maybe I am. I bought tickets to see the Rolling...

COLUMN: Grandparent’s names – they call you what?

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From my personal perspective, one of the most wonderful things about having grandchildren (besides being able to give them back) is that we get...

COLUMN: Some assembly required

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As we approach Christmas, I would like to send a heartfelt wish of good luck to all of you parents out there with young...

COLUMN: Comics – they ain’t funny!

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It was a horrible, sickening phone call. Within a few seconds, my hopes and dreams were crushed like someone stepping on a Coke can....

COLUMN: Common scents

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My wife Carol has been strongly suggesting (I call it nagging) that I visit my doctor and get the once over. I told her...

COLUMN: A slice full of memories

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Decisions, decisions. What was I going to eat for supper? That’s always an important question for me, but today is a special day. Today...

COLUMN: Old theatre, old memories

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I recently went to see singer Jackson Browne perform at the Alabama Theatre in downtown Birmingham, and a curious thing happened. After the first...

COLUMN: Say it ain’t so, Tony!

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Oh, my Lord. I didn’t want to believe a link a friend just sent me. There is a new flavor of Skittles candy -...

COLUMN: BBQ joints

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I love me some BBQ. That’s because I’m Southern, and it’s the law. If you cut me, I will probably bleed smoky, sweet, red...

COLUMN: HGTV is BS

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I’m not a handyman. I truly wish I was, but it’s just not in my DNA. I can’t make a straight cut on a...

COLUMN: The perfect gift – Thanks Harper Lee!

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I just finished my annual reading of “To Kill a Mockingbird.” Wow. As long as I live, I will read this novel. And for...

COLUMN: Stop and smell the corn dogs!

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I drove by our community ballpark the other day and saw that the All-Star baseball games were well underway. It’s hard to believe that...

COLUMN: Southern stereotypes – I’m fed up, y’all!

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This is for anyone who’s said fixin’ to, tumped over a glass or rurnt something. This is for the person who agrees with a...

COLUMN: The 57-year-old grudge

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Well, the Super Bowl is history, which means football season is finally over, and husbands are talking to their wives for the first time...

COLUMN: The first kiss

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Since February is officially the month of love, I’ve decided to put this on paper. Just to be safe, I’ve covered my bases by...

COLUMN: You’ll shoot your eye out – or something worse!

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It wasn’t a Red Ryder like the one in “A Christmas Story,” but there was a time in my young life when, like Ralphie,...

COLUMN: ‘The Polar Express’: I heard the bells!

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Being a grandparent, I’ve learned that the time between 2-3 years old is a wonderful age for grandchildren. They talk pretty well, they’re just...

COLUMN: Let your light shine

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Christmas is known as the season of light. It’s the time of year when Christians all over the world celebrate the birth of the...

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire… and a lawn mower

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If you drive by my house and see me cutting grass on a raggedy riding mower that looks like it came from Fred Sanford’s...